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Hi Hi,
I held another open house yesterday. WOW, How I don't enjoy them. So much work. I did manage to get a few leads from it though and you never know, be a sale too. :)They're just a pain in the rump. You know.

Liz and I went food shopping yesterday after I picked her up from work. The cupboards were pretty bare so we ended up buying lots of stuff.

On the way back, Liz was driving ( we were in my mini van ), and I started playing around with one of the cucumber that we bought. I had a short skirt on and we were kidding around that I should start humping the cucumber with my bum.

At first it was just kidding around, but when I started to feel it and play with it and rub it up and down the crack of my butt, I was getting really turned on by it.

I had my left leg up and over the armrest and since it was a REALLY big cucumber, I couldn't get it inside my bum hole right away . ( it was a THICK one! ).

I started to finger my anus and by this time I was really getting hot. You know how it goes....1 finger leads to two fingers and pretty soon 3 fingers. Liz is watching my penis getting harder and harder and by now she's really turned on too. :0

Slowly I got the first part of the cucumber dildo into my ass. DAMN, it felt good and little by little I was getting the cucumber up inside me inch by inch.

It would have been better if I could have been on my hands and knees or my back, but I was doing the best I could do sitting in the car seat.

I was fantasizing about screwing Liz in the back seat. I wanted to feel her hot juices all over my penis and I wanted to taste her vagina cream in my mouth.

I said to Liz, baby - I have to fuck you ---pull over and let's make love right now. Liz smiled and all of a sudden we were on the side of the freeway.

It was getting dark by this time, so between the darkness setting in and the tinted windows, we figured we were pretty safe.

Liz and I hopped into the next seat back and I yanked Liz's panties down her legs and off of her ankles. Liz was ripping at my shirt to get it off and I was ripping at her blouse and bra. We were both topless in secondes!! YES!!

Liz kind of leaned back into the seat and I was kneeling right in front of her on the seat as well, my penis was like a board. I started rubbing it all over her labia. The precum from my erection wasn't even necessary....Liz's vagina was soaking wet already.

I rubbed my hand and fingers through her pussy and got them covered with Liz's juices which we both licked off my hand together.

I handed Liz the cucumber and told her to do my bumhole with it.

Liz toyed around with my ass, with her fingers for a few seconds or so and started sliding the cucumber dildo inside me. As she was sliding it into my rectum, I ground down on the seat so it would go in nice and deep.

OH SHIT!! it was hot. It felt like it was most of the way inside my anus when she started working it in and out of me. I guided the head of my penis inside Liz's vagina and started pumping her.

As you already know, I ( we ) both love to have our nipples pinched and twisted while we're getting off, so I got my breasts up to Liz's mouth and she started biting my right nipple.

She was biting so hard, but I told her -- baby ---bite them off Liz -- make it fucking hurt baby--Liz was biting me so hard I thought it might draw blood ( it didn't though) BUT it was like extacy. I was balling Liz so hard her head was shaking as she clamped down over my right breast.

Liz started to have orgasms and her wetness was flowing all over my penis. The more Liz would climax the faster she was jamming the cucumber dildo ( thick cucumber anal) and the faster I was pumping her. ( what a snowball huh? )

There were a couple of thrusts from the cucumber that hit my prostate just right and it made me explode right into Liz's vagina. I felt the first 2 squirts really shooting hard and Liz kept pushing that cucumber into my anus.

Once my dick settled down from orgasming, Liz slowly released her mouth from my breast, but I sat down even harder on the cucumber as I still wanted it for that last bit of an anal high ( for the moment anyway).

Just as I sat down to keep the cuc. in my anus, my penis squished out of Liz's vagina. RIGHT then, I look through the back window and see flashing lights!!!!

OH SHIT, we're getting busted I said to Liz.
Liz hurries up and grabs our shirts and we throw them on REALLY fast.

After all that we're totally sweaty, our hair and makeup are a mess and we're breathing like we had just run 10 miles. LOLOLOL.

Liz opens the sliding door of the mini van and the cop asks what the fuck ( he didn't say fuck ) we're doing....is everything allright?

You could tell by the look on his face that he knew we were fooling around or whatever, but Liz told him that we just pulled over to make a cellphone call and we were relaxing in the back while we talked. LOL :)

I was sitting kind of sideways as I still had the cucumber in my ass and couldn't sit normally. Imagine if that cop guy had asked us to get out of the car and the cucumber dildo slid out of my ass. :) WOW! then he sees my cum covered shemale penis dangling around. Then he sees Liz driiping juices from under her skirt!
That's a post in itself!

I thought for sure we were busted, but I guess the cop didn't see anything to bust us for. Liz and I laughed the whole way home.
Kisses,
Alexis
( PS, cucumbers make great dildos - you have to try it, if you haven't tried it before :) )
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